Bakery

So I used to work at a bakery, and EARLY early early in the morning I would have to slice the bread by stacking 5ish loaves at a time into a machine that was basicly twelve parallel, exposed jigsaws. They would fall incredibly quickly, and I was supposed to stuff the sliced loaves into a bag, but if I didn't catch them in time, they would fall onto the dirty floor and my boss would beat me. Much like some of the ill concieved flashgames you've all no doubt played.
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I almost forgot, inscribed in big bold letters, in steel no less, above the vibrating blades was the word "BLOEMEOFF". maybe it was the maufacturer, maybe it was crude cleaning instructions, who knows?